Thoughtful Philosophers Gifts

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

George Orwell

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Ten Commandments

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Is this who I am?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"I cross the road to forget."

Non Thought For The Day.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Dad, what is peace?'

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"