Curious Philosophers Gifts

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Pigeon Little

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Reverse psychology

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise