Curious Ponderer Gifts

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Is this who I am?"

Do Guns Kill?

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I cross the road to forget."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Non Thought For The Day.

'Dad, what is peace?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

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