Curious Ponderer Gifts

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Do Guns Kill?

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Non Thought For The Day.

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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