Curious Questioner Gifts

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

God hounded by the media.

"Why invite Jesus into my heart? Why not my liver or kidneys?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

Do Guns Kill?

"Wouldn't it have been faster for Columbus just to fly to the new world?"

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Wildlife

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Idle parts

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'