Curious Reader Gifts

Sex Section in the Library

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

The Curious George pop-down book

Lewis Carroll

Woman reading erotica in a library looked upon by men

Man reads book titled;' Tom Thumb: The unofficial story.'

'Today's special is the house blend filtered through the pages of a best seller.'

The Farmer Sutra.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Magazine: Pseudo-Scientific American.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Idle parts

Opening of the Book Fair in Cuba

Wildlife

But is it organic?

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Do Guns Kill?

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy