Curious Wanderer Gifts

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"The universe"? Take a look around you

They look like it, but I don't think these are telehpone doodles, Erine.

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Wildlife

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Teenagers!'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Then what happened?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Do Guns Kill?

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Idle parts