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Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Wildlife

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Then what happened?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Do Guns Kill?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Idle parts

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Plasma Ball

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'