Curious Wanderers T-Shirts

"Ponder This - your life is waiting for a bus that never comes!"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Late BroomStick

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Then what happened?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

El Greco

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Stonehenge Books

'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Invisible Man Kit

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Drink Me.