Curious Traveler T-Shirts

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

Stonehenge Books

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

"Nothing beats going abroad to discover new types of cheese: you have to try Camel Cheese!"

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'Don't you have a lottery on your planet?'

Waiting at an airport for 'anyone who wants to talk about their trip'.

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

'Before I escort you to your hotel, would you like to see Brest?'

Magician at the Airport

"That's it, Lucille! No more mystery destination tours!"

Carefree luggage.

Wildlife

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Teenagers!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

But is it organic?

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."