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'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

At the Museum

Wildlife

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Then what happened?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"#BeCurious"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Eureka!

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Ostrich Curoisities