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Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Wildlife

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

No Immediate Danger

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

Weathervanes.

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

'This ladder is rotten!'

Them/ Us

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."