Cautious Camper T-Shirts

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'This ladder is rotten!'

Them/ Us

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

Height barrier accident.

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

There was a good reason Geppetto invited Pinocchio on his camping trips.

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

Drink Driving

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"I didn't say I hated camping - I said I didn't understand camping."

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."