Cautious Camper T-Shirts

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Them/ Us

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'This ladder is rotten!'

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

Height barrier accident.

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

There was a good reason Geppetto invited Pinocchio on his camping trips.

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

"This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to go camping for my birthday!"

"I didn't say I hated camping - I said I didn't understand camping."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."