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'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Grocery. Sale. I never imagined that I'd be venturing beyond my comfort zone by going to the supermarket.

Until we know more about this place, I think we should keep these helmets on!

It's a good thing we checked: There's a metallic hook in there!

The Secret of Long Life...

"He used to be such a happy, carefree child. Then his invisible playmates became Health & Safety officers."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Teenagers!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Invisible Man Kit

Monkey Handshake

Drink Me.

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Them/ Us

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."