Curious Researcher Gifts

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Then what happened?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Idle parts

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.