Curious Researcher T-Shirts

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Then what happened?"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Idle parts

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'