Curious Scholar T-Shirts

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Do Guns Kill?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Idle parts

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Young Galileo

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'