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"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

"If you'd like a second opinion, I also do Tarot readings."

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Open House of Horrors

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.