Curious Skeptic Mugs

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

"If you'd like a second opinion, I also do Tarot readings."

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Open House of Horrors

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"