Curious Scientist Gifts

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Then what happened?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Plasma Ball

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

Pavlov's Cat

'Catch this!'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"