Curious Scientist Mugs

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Then what happened?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.