Curious Naturalist Gifts

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Sperm Whale.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Glimpses One Dollar

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'