Nature Curious Gifts

Funky Facts: Bears.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Hair Crop Circle

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Flytrap nerd.

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

"What the hell was in that?!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"They say Britain's warming climate is attracting tropical species."

Doing Something About the Weather