Nature Curious Gifts

Funky Facts: Bears.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Hair Crop Circle

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Flytrap nerd.

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"What the hell was in that?!"

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"They say Britain's warming climate is attracting tropical species."

"The problem with having our nest in a deciduous tree is that we're very exposed come winter time..."

Spring Delayed