Eco Curious Gifts

'It's okay, the chainsaw runs on biofuel.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Climate Change

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder