Eco Curious Prints

'It's okay, the chainsaw runs on biofuel.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

The New Normal

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Climate Change

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Today's lesson, the rainforest.