Eco-minded Explorer Gifts

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

World's cheapest car

GM Crops Genie.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

Fish Food

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.