Eco-aware Adventurer Gifts

Sorry - No Oil

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

World's cheapest car

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

GM Crops Genie.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

Man on Island.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."