Eco-aware Adventurer Pillows

Sorry - No Oil

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

World's cheapest car

GM Crops Genie.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

Man on Island.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."