Eco-conscious Explorers Gifts

'As it turns out, going 'green' will gost us a lot of 'green'.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

The Desert Island Package

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

"No Littering" sign in space.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'Well, don't look at me!'

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