Eco-conscious Explorers T-Shirts

'As it turns out, going 'green' will gost us a lot of 'green'.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

The Desert Island Package

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"No Littering" sign in space.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Man on Island.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'Well, don't look at me!'

Welcome to the North Pole

Polar Cruises.