Eco-friendly Explorer T-Shirts

In the wake of tourism...

'I'm polluting for 2.'

Fish Food

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Battery powered car

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"It is very environmentally friendly, it won't start."

"I was told Bob fell off about 4 blocks back, so we do have room for one more. Would you like to carpool with us?"

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: Your fuel is a lot more economical.

'It has a much smaller carbon footprint.'

'These new tulip bulbs are supposed to save energy.'

'And for the environmentally concerned, it come Greentooth ready.'

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

'Yes, have you finished with this old chip oil?'

'You look good in bark.'

Moon Dump

'Sure, it seems small. Anything would after driving around in a big old SUV.'

"Business still difficult, Tom?"

'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

I uncover dinosaur bones with this little dozer. It's powered by solar-charged batteries. Nonfossil fuel fossil fuel!

How can they bait this with fat-free cheese and call it a "humane trap"?

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'