Eco-friendly Adventurers T-Shirts

Tan salon customers get tan bed power from solar panels.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

I think you're ace

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

World's cheapest car

GM Crops Genie.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Electric bike.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'