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"I'm all for reducing our travel-carbon foot-print. . . but are you sure you've thought this through?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

World's cheapest car

GM Crops Genie.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Electric bike.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Man on Island.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."