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"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"It's an AMAZON delivery."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

I think you're ace

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Are we there yet?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

"It is my place!"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

A Day in the Country.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."