Eco-conscious Adventurers Gifts

"I'm all for reducing our travel-carbon foot-print. . . but are you sure you've thought this through?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

World's cheapest car

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Electric bike.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.