Eco-friendly Adventurer Gifts

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

The new hydrogen-fueled car is unveiled.

Not bad. They gave us $10 a pound for the Tin Man.

Olive oil based diesel: regular, virgin, extra virgin.

'Here come the tree huggers!'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Man cycling on a fly-over (colour).

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

"Two people to the next town."

Healthiest Forest Ever!

"We must become much more environmentally responsible! From now on only electric cars are allowed to run over us."

The Recent Impact of Discarding Masks... Flying Mice!

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

I think you're ace

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'