Sustainable Adventurer Gifts

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

I think you're ace

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

GM Crops Genie.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Sticking out tongue

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'I told you to sip it!'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.