Sustainable Adventurer Pillows

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

I think you're ace

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

GM Crops Genie.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Sticking out tongue

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'I told you to sip it!'

Man on Island.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.