Sustainable Explorer Gifts

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

There is No Planet C

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

GM Crops Genie.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

The Scenic Route

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Bird watching in Bolivia

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."