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A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

The Scenic Route

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Bird watching in Bolivia

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"