Sustainability Explorer T-Shirts

'...I expected more from their new,ecologically-sound,sustainable-energy spin-dryer.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

100% carbon neutral

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Earth stove

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated