Ecological Explorer T-Shirts

"Beavers don't climb high mountains son, there's no real point in our going above the tree line..."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

ET Mishap

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Are we there yet?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Koala

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'