Ecological Explorer T-Shirts

"Beavers don't climb high mountains son, there's no real point in our going above the tree line..."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

ET Mishap

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Are we there yet?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I love this time of day."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'