Evolutionary Explorer T-Shirts

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

Mother Nature does her natural selection.

For reasons unknown, Jakes's evolutionary process suddenly did a hard reset.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Big Bang Theory.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Chiller Theatre

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Pastorius wonders why.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Needs to get a life"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Slinky Cow World

Exit only.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"