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"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Chiller Theatre

Ghost School.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

There is No Planet C

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Elevator Music

Imagine

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road