Earthly Explorer T-Shirts

"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Ghost School.

Chiller Theatre

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Needs to get a life"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

There is No Planet C

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Imagine

"But what if this is all there is?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is this who I am?"

Elevator Music

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'