Otherworldly Explorer T-Shirts

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Big Bang Theory.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

The Lost World: You are Here

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Crab with a clown face.

How am I abducting?

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'