Otherworldly Explorer T-Shirts

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Big Bang Theory.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

High-gravity baseball

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

How am I abducting?

The Lost World: You are Here

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Crab with a clown face.

Astral Projection

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."