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'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"I love shark week."

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

"I should have known - I hate the beach."

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

Summer in Hell

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Summons from the Devil.

"You say you're feeling insecure and unloved? Of course. Everyone here is insecure and and unloved."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

A Heated Argument

Big Bang Theory.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

High-gravity baseball

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Astral Projection

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"You two seem oddly suited."