Underground Explorer T-Shirts

Moles examine settlement development project.

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Subway/underground worker drilling tunnel for passsengers as they proceed

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Potholing club entrance.

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Miners

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

Night tube map

"A baseball cap? Seriously? You look ridiculous wearing that underground..."

"Try to spend less time in your cellar."

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Homing Beatnik

"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."

Low budget Christo copycats.

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Subway Library

"I really prefer the quiet rhythms of the sewers to the hustle and bustle of the subways."

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."