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'I love hole-in-the-wall bars.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The discovery of electricity...

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You two seem oddly suited."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'It's an antique!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Naked Mole Rat