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After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Giant Monster in Bath

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Naked Mole Rat

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Going Down?

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"What the hell happened to this town?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Sidewalk Ballet

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'