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After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Naked Mole Rat

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Going Down?

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Sidewalk Ballet

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Jacques Cousteau.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'