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'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Naked Mole Rat

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Going Down?

"I'll have a man overboard!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

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