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I think I've found the answer.

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

'Suprisingly, my ad for basement sitting hasn't gotten any response.'

"This is 'American Basements.' It's on the best cellars list!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

The discovery of electricity...

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'It's an antique!'

Naked Mole Rat

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'Hang on a minute...'

'Outside with that!'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

God in the bunker.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'